Have you ever found yourself lying awake at night, wondering about what kind of IRC network you'd like to join? A network run by somebody literally named after the opposite of success? The kind of network where you can see cute cow pictures, angry debates about politics, and teenage angst within seconds of each other, possibly from the same person? The kind of network that has not just a resident spammer, but a non-resident spammer? The kind of network with ties to the CIA? The kind of network that pines for the days when a rich Vietnamese man from the deep south would spam the word 'rape'? The kind of chat room that has a dedicated command for infesting somebody's ass with spiders?

If so, you're a faggot and you can fuck off.

/server -ssl
/join #OrderOfTheTilde